| | Disc 1  |
| 1 | Abracadra Holmes (2:36) |  |
| 2 | Hawt Lixx (1:58) | |
| 3 | Glendale P.D. Hates Daggermouth (1:37) | |
| 4 | Too Late, No Friends (2:21) | |
| 5 | This Is Chase Brennerman (2:32) | |
| 6 | Hey Nelson Go Jump On The Garbage (2:28) | |
| 7 | Frisky Business (2:10) | |
| 8 | Dan Don Get Off Your Fucking Phone (0:44) | |
| 9 | You Can't Soar Like An Eagle, When You Hang Out With Turkeys (2:12) | |
| 10 | Fact: Mike Peecher Rollerblades (0:43) | |
| 11 | You Do This As A Fad, We Do This As A Lifestyle (2:43) | |
| 12 | Steveston Mike Can Mosh To This Anyday! (1:13) | |
| 13 | I Dance To Trance In Garbage Bag Pants (1:37) | |
| 14 | Hit 'em High, Hit 'em Low, Don Flamingo (2:28) | |
| 15 | Does Anyone Know What SNFU Stands For? (1:49) | |
| 16 | Vegas Chaffe, Brutha I Got It Too (3:22) | |
| 17 | Shildo's Quest: Legacy Of The Dung (3:39) | |
| 18 | Pump Lube And Gary The Bear (2:07) | |
| 19 | The Verbal Uzi. Moo You Fucking Bitches! (2:47) | |
| 20 | Lassie's Last Dance (2:37) | |
| 21 | A Merkin In The Streets (2:30) | |
| 22 | The Dude Just Wants His Rug Back (3:13) | |
| 23 | Texas Johns Sweet Herbal Remedy (1:43) | |
| 24 | Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man...Winner Gets Miss Elizabeths Love (2:25) | |
| 25 | This Is Where The Chocolate Cheesecake Would Be If We Had Any....WHAMMY! (0:13) | |
| 26 | Sing It Again Rookie Biatch! (3:10) | |
