| | Side 1  |
| 1 | Steveston Mike Can Mosh To This Anyday ! |  |
| 2 | I Dance To Trance In Garbage Bag Pants | |
| 3 | Hit 'Em High, Hit 'Em Low Don Flamingo | |
| 4 | Does Anyone Know What SNFU Stands For? | |
| 5 | Vegas Chaffe, Brutha I Got It Too | |
| 6 | Shildo's Quest: Legacy Of The Dung | |
| 7 | Pump Lube And Gary The Bear | |
| 8 | The Verbal Uzi. Moo You Fucking Bitches | |
| 9 | Lassie's Last Dance | |
| 10 | A Merkin In The Streets | |
| 11 | The Dude Just Wants His Rug Back | |
| 12 | Texas Johns Sweet Herbal Remedy | |
| 13 | Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan Vs. Macho Man Winner Gets Miss Elizabeths Love | |
| 14 | This Is Where The Chocolate Cheescake Would Be If We Had Any Whammy! | |
| 15 | Sing It Again Rookie Biatch | |
